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Gavin: I’m a cat person.
Hank: I’m a dog person.
Hank: How about you, Connor?
Connor: Um, unlike you two, I don’t have a fursona-
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
Gay kids do not exist to teach homophobic parents the errors of their ways
Stop wishing gay kids on homophobes! 9 times outta 10 it will end in literal child abuse
british ppl be like……today is chewsday
American ppl be like…….is a school a shooting range
are you so detached from basic human decency that u really think responding to “haha u say words Funny” with “haha you face a horrific epidemic of violence that continuously goes unsolved as innocent people continue dying” is Reasonable please get help
you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave
