Gavin: I’m a cat person.
Hank: I’m a dog person.
Hank: How about you, Connor?
Connor: Um, unlike you two, I don’t have a fursona-
lol
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.
If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.
If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.
If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.
If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer
if all the keys are smashed they’re gay
Why?
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Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for
I was too busy laughing at the cat with a lion cut
I can’t fucking believe my eyes. A man is being sentenced to death because he’s gay and a lifetime in prison would be something he would enjoy. This is sickening. Everyone should know about this.
Relatedly, the crime was actually committed in 1992 and he was convicted the following here, meaning he’s been fighting his death row sentence for twenty-five years. A ruling made last year in 2017 should’ve given the Supreme Court leeway to overturn the death sentence, but they didn’t.